FPL Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em – Week 36
We’re once again giving you our loves and hates for each week in a segment called “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em”. You should know the drill, but if you don’t, we pick one option from each position. Pretty...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 37 – Whatever Doubles, Double Up
The only moves you are allowed to make this week are ones that get you to the most DGW players as possible. I don't want any back talk or guff mister/misses. You can go right to your room with no...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 37
This is it my friends. I know that I am being semi-presumptuous that we are mates, but for the sense of suspense, let's just pretend that we are. And I promise to stop stalking you on social media....
View Article2016 Fantasy Premier League Rankings: Forwards
The last and final installment is here. These guys are the goods, the bulgers of nets and fantasy pants. We try to cram as many of the big names into our rosters as possible, and unfortunately it...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 1
Last week's ranks and this week's are completely different animals. Last week was basically the entire evolution of an FPL species, this week is just one sub-genus of that animal. It will be broken...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 2
This is the first reminder that lineups lock on Friday. So now that you have looked to make sure I am not tripping face and actually am spitting truth. How did everyone do with their week one...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 3 Midfielders and Forwards
It's funny, I never go into a week thinking it is a complete watch-and-observe week, but this week feels like it with the fixtures on the docket. We have players on the shelf who are questionable to...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League, Start’Em, Sit ‘Em – Week 3
We’re once again giving you our loves and hates for each week in a segment called “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em”. You should know the drill, but if you don’t, we pick one option from each position. Pretty...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 4 – Shakes Fist At Int’l Break
Just when things start to get rolling and we are just learning to tie our FPL shoelaces, the international break comes along. Brace yourselves, I am going to use that same joke in three more weeks,...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 4 – Midfielders and Forwards
Yesterday we touched on the east end girls and back end boys, today it is the guys who make the fantasy box scores swoon like a seal at the fish market. That's right, if you said it inside your head,...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 5
I was half waiting for all midweek competitions to be completed, half completely wrapped up in my own life of jet setting. The third half is currently here typing this weeks rankings for all y'all....
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 6
So now that we all have our eyes set on some transfer prizes and the midweek cup games have come to a head we can rank the players for Week 6. I gave it one extra day for injuries and such to show...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 7
Lots of games spread out all over the place. Which, if you are a footie purist, is a fantastic way to go about killing time this week. There are literally games every single day this week that had...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 8
Was it just me, or was that international house of breaks really long? For the avid fan it seemed like forever for the contrarian, I mean, who could care less about things footie, you probably aren't...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 9
The fantasy world revolves around rankings, well... rankings and cookies. Because I can't make any smart rankings decisions without some sort of cookie in my hand. So try that sometime, put a cookie in...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 10
Typing the lede into any story is always the hardest. I mean, I wanna sound interesting but not cliche. Cheeky but not corny, and just witty enough to gain your trust. Listen, if I haven't gained,...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 11
The title of the rankings usually says it all, but this week, this one here goes to eleven. It is one better then the previous and one less week to accumulate points in your otherwise goal of a season...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 12 – Midfielders and Forwards
As expected, the day after is the prize. I touched on it yesterday that the annexation of positions this week was happening. Why? Because it has been too long since I got to gab on about players,...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 13
It's a holiday here start side, so while I am busy feeding my stomach I figured, why not feed the masses minds? No, my knowledge doesn't contain tryptophan, and has been know to make the casually...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 14 – Midfielders and Forwards
If you tuned in yesterday footie fans, I discussed the importance of a stout backbone in defense. Today it is all about the face men. They have stunning dispositions, a knack for saying the right thing...
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